This girl is the inspiration for this...
INT: RECORD SHOP
C (Thoughts)
There she is. She has been in here about ten times and I haven't said a word to her. She is coming this way and this could be my day. When she walks in a room it's like a movie where everything slows down except her and I.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Do you know if you guys have the movie 'Some Kind of Wonderful'?
C
The John Hughes film? No but he is my favorite screen writer.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I tried to find it on the internet but couldn't.
C (Thoughts)
I can't believe I am talking to her and she likes John Hughes movies. I freeze up and can't think of anything to say except I love you Punk Rock Girl.
C
I dig your Ramones T-Shirt.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
They are my favorite band
C
Are you seeing anyone?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
No. why?
C
Cause I would like to take you out for a coffee when I get off.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Yeah I guess. Why the hell not. Your handsome.
C
Thanks. I never got your name?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Stevie. My mom was a big Fleetwood Mac fan.
C
So you are named after Stevie Nicks? I love her.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Well we are off to a good start. What time do you get off?
C
Six
EXT:LATER AT 6 OUTSIDE THE RECORD SHOP
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Sup Homo?
C
I thought we would go for that coffee.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I don't drink coffee.
C
That's cool. They have other shit to drink, but I need my Mercury fuel.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
What?
C
The God Mercury, Hermes, Thoth. The gods of speed. You know caffeine speeds you up. It's a ritualistic experience for me.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Ok.
C
I watch lesbian porn on my laptop at the coffee shop. It's weird hiding in the corner watching porn.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I'll bet. So any reason you watch lesbian porn?
C
I think I have the brain of a lesbian. I watch the real lesbian porn. It's called Abbey Winters and it's a bunch of chicks from Australia. Wha.t kind of porn do you dig if you don't mind me asking?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Everything makes me wet.
C
Gay male porn?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Even if they were black midgets.
C
Ooh. Ok then.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
There is this porn that I really like. Where they have all these people at a rich persons house and they are all dressed up in masks and suits. Then they bring a female or two out and basically rape and torture them.
C
Sounds like the movie 'Eyes Wide Shut' with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I've never seen that.
C
It's about secret societies and sex. Anyways they call me 'The Devil' at the coffee shop.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
That's an awesome nickname. How does one acquire such a name as 'The Devil'?
C
It's mainly because I am into Anton LaVey and the English Occultist and Wickedest man in the world, The Beast, Titan, 666.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I dig them both.
C
You actually know who they are?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I read most of the Satanic Bible once at a friends house and Crowley's book 'Diary of a Drug Fiend'.
C
I never read Diary of a Drug Fiend yet.
EXT: COFFEE SHOP. A BUM COMES UP TO C AND PUNK ROCK GIRL.
BUM
Hey Chris you got a cigarette?
C
Sure here.
BUM
Thanks man.
INT: COFFEE SHOP. THEY WALK INSIDE AND SEE A MAN ON A LAPTOP. C POINTS TO HIM.
C
That is Jason. He is a Mason.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
My Uncle was a Mason
C
They are both probably low level Masons. Most people never make it past the 3rd degree in their lifetimes.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
How many degrees are there?
C
Thirty-Three. Albert Pike was a 33rd degree Mason and he sent a letter out to the 31st,32nd and 33rd degrees saying they didn't worship God that high up and Lucifer is the Light.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Interesting
THE TWO WALK OVER TO THE MASON JASON.
JASON
My heart is like a black light. So it's like a lamp.
C
Lucifer is the light.
JASON
It's a secret. A message. A messenger.
C
Well they call me Mercury's Messenger. It's one of the masks I wear. Anyways there is this Christian online that agrees with Aleister Crowley that Satan is the planet Saturn.
JASON
(LAUGHS)
C
Do what thou wilt.
JASON
Ninety Three. Ninety Three.
THEY WALK AWAY FROM JASON AND OVER TO THE COUNTER.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
What was all of that mumbo jumbo?
C
It means Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the Law, love under will.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
That's beautiful.
THEY ARRIVE AT THE COUNTER WHERE THEY ARE GREETED BY A BARISTA.
BARISTA
What can I get started for you?
C
A venti hazelnut macchiato. Do you want something?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I am straight.
C PULLS MONEY OUT TO PAY.
C
The seal and the pyramid on the back of a dollar was designed by Nicholas Roerich a Russian mystic.
HANDS MONEY TO BARISTA.
C
Robert Anton Wilson and Timothy Leary said you need your "tickets" cause your Bio Survival circuit depends on them. I say they are just Federal Reserve notes and worth about as much as monopoly money verses the gold back standard we use to have in the early 1970's.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
You lost me at Bio survival circuit?
C
It'sa model for your brain with eight circuits. Do you want to hear about the 2nd circuit? The anal emotional territorial circuit?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I'll pass.
ACT II
INT: PUNK ROCK GIRL AND C ARE INSIDE HIS CAR DRIVING.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
So what is a Chaos Magician do anyways?
C
That basically means I will do anything that works. A big part of that is launching sigils.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Whats a sigil?
C
Any symbol is technically a sigil. A cross, any letter or number, the McDonald's logo is one of the most powerful sigils on earth according to Grant Morrison. He is a comic book writer and Magician. That reminds me lets got back to my house and get high and then go to the comic book shop.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Sounds like a plan.
C
You can make your own sigil. I have two that I use often. First you write down your desire or will. Like it is my will to be God of the planet earth. Then you take out the double letters and vows. Then you rearrange the letters you have left till you have something "witchy" looking.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I want to be Queen of Saturn
C
That would be a good one.
A CHURCH BUS PULLS UP NEXT TO THEM. C THROWS UP THE DEVIL HORNS HAND SIGN.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
(Laughs)
C
Fuck those Christians.
THEN THEY SEE A GUY WITH A SHIRT THAT READS "HATERS MAKE YOU FAMOUS."
PUNK ROCK GIRL
This is true.
THEY PULL UP TO A LIGHT AND BOTH READ A BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS "THE MORE I AM AROUND PEOPLE. THE MORE I LOVE MY ANIMALS.
C
You have any pets?
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Yeah a cat named Alice. After Alice in Wonderland.
C
I got two cats. One named Crowley. The other ones name is Marjorie Cameron.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Who is Marjorie Cameron?
C
She was the scarlet women that was married to the Anti-Christ, Jack Parsons. Her, him and L.Ron Hubbard did a ritual called the Babylon Working.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
The founder of Scientology?
C
Yeah he was a friend of Aleister Crowley.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I have been meaning to ask you what is the meaning behind the marker on your hands?
CAMERA PANS DOWN TO SEE WHAT IS WRITTEN ON C's HANDS. ON HIS LEFT HAND IS "MAYBE" AND ON HIS RIGHT IS "IS".
C
The "is" is for Peter Ralston and his study of "ontology." The study of "what is" something. And the "maybe" is for Robert Anton Wilson's "maybe logic". Where you speak E-Prime, that is using no "is" and "was". And instead saying "maybe", "seems to me" and "in my opinion." That also gets into reality tunnels.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Reality tunnels?
C
Everyone has their own reality tunnel and filters or belief systems they put on em.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
I can dig it.
C
William S. Burroughs said when two people come together they create what is like a third entity. I think ours is a Baphomet.
PUNK ROCK GIRL
Baphomet is a hermaphroditic trap.
C
I know.







